The Secret

According to the Secret.com, we are supposed to tell the universe exactly what we want. Apparently, the universe doesn’t read minds. So, here goes…

Let me just preface this request with my utmost gratitude to my current employer and coworkers. I am in an incredibly supportive office environment, where my energy and creativity are valued. Unfortunately, my home purchase was made during a higher income period and is cause for this “pretty please” letter to the Universe.

Dear Universe,

I would like to be part of a fabulous team of people with a shared goal of making the world a better place. That’s pretty broad. I’m trying to make it easy on you, Big U. For the details…

I have an excellent ability to communicate thoughts, ideas, and technical details on diverse subject matter in writing and verbally. I am direct, clear, and diplomatic. I am also witty, funny, and light-hearted. I have the social aptitude to discern the appropriate situational approach.

I enjoy using my energy and creative problem-solving skills to come up with solutions. I enjoy brain-storming sessions, creating implementation strategies, tapping into human capital, and engaging people through to implementation.

I passionately absorb information from all around me and that feeds into my resourcefulness. I enjoy connecting people with the resources they seek.

My ability to bring sunshine into an office is frequently cited and that, in turn, feeds my personal satisfaction.

I can type incredibly fast, can multi-task like an octopus, have a knack for picking up new skills easily, such as learning new programs and processes, and understanding complex ideas. I have the ability to speak to groups of people, and answer their questions. Pulling order out of chaos is one of my special talents.

My work-life philosophy is two-fold - work smarter, not harder and work hard, play hard. I believe in the amazing synergy that is created by being in the right work place, surrounded by the right colleagues.

Things I get excited about are: education, healthy living, conservation, green energy, smart growth, promoting a peaceful, caring, global connectedness.

I have worked with a diverse group of individuals and organizations including legislators, CEOs, lobbyists, constituents, membership organizations, educational organizations, the old, the young, conservative, liberal, rich, poor, educated, and not so much – and everything in between.

My minimum requirements are: a salary that covers my bills, affords me a savings, the ability to provide healthy meals for my family, the extra expenses that come with having two high-school age kids involved in extra-curricular activities, and  - their special request - to go on a yearly vacation. It is imperative that I am covered with medical/dental/vision insurance, as well as for my children.

Ideally, I would have a flexible work schedule and the ability to work from home, at least occasionally.

I am always available by phone and email, and most of the time, in-person.

And, Universe, if you send some curious soul my way, I will definitely put in a good word for you!

With respect and love,

Heather